1 00:00:00,207 --> 00:00:03,940 [intro music] 2 00:00:18,215 --> 00:00:21,701 [mysterious music] 3 00:00:21,781 --> 00:00:26,160 Yesterday I gave a ride to a noblewoman, how she swore at me worse than a shoemaker. 4 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,862 Oh, this is Trubetskoy. 5 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:32,067 Yesterday she squandered half her estate at cards. 6 00:00:32,147 --> 00:00:33,216 [laugh] 7 00:00:33,296 --> 00:00:34,781 Guys, to Ilyinka! 8 00:00:34,861 --> 00:00:36,620 Oh look for the fools. 9 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,099 So I’m not doing it for nothing. 10 00:00:38,179 --> 00:00:40,316 I'm paying money. Here you go. 11 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:45,080 Not dense, but not empty either. 12 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,498 Woman? 13 00:00:46,578 --> 00:00:49,269 Where can you see this? so that the woman does the driving? 14 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,761 What do you like? only ride with men? 15 00:00:51,841 --> 00:00:53,290 [laugh] 16 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:55,240 I see your tongue is painfully long. 17 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:58,433 It's a woman's business to wash trousers, Yes, give birth to children. 18 00:00:59,377 --> 00:01:00,760 Wow! 19 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:04,353 Okay, sit down, I’ll give you a ride. 20 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:07,120 - Well, let's go! - Buckle up, or you'll fall out! 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,205 Oh girl! 22 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,854 - Listen! - [loudly] But-oh-oh! 23 00:01:09,934 --> 00:01:10,934 Hey, listen! 24 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:14,243 [roar, laughter] 25 00:01:14,323 --> 00:01:15,441 But! 26 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:18,904 [laugh loudly] 27 00:01:21,906 --> 00:01:23,306 What are you doing, chicken? 28 00:01:24,021 --> 00:01:25,680 Maybe we can teach you how to ride, huh? 29 00:01:26,984 --> 00:01:28,728 I'll teach you now myself. 30 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:30,400 Get out of here. 31 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,194 Go wash your pants, fool. 32 00:01:35,274 --> 00:01:36,779 [laugh] 33 00:01:36,859 --> 00:01:38,013 Where are you going? 34 00:01:39,492 --> 00:01:42,140 - Drive! Fast! - Fast? I can do this. 35 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:46,155 Now to the monastery. An evil man will look for us and kill us. 36 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:48,360 Kill? So maybe we won't go? 37 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,400 And they'll kill you if they catch up. 38 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,931 There's something I don't quite understand... 39 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,124 [clatter of hooves, neighing of a horse] 40 00:01:54,204 --> 00:01:56,480 - [shot] - But now I understand. 41 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,720 [shouting] Let's go! 42 00:01:58,174 --> 00:02:01,907 [street noise, shouts] 43 00:02:10,369 --> 00:02:12,280 Split up! All roads are blocked. 44 00:02:12,851 --> 00:02:13,851 It will be done. 45 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,368 Follow me. 46 00:02:16,755 --> 00:02:19,107 - What have you done? - I'm saving stones. 47 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:21,764 - The black man is evil. - So maybe we can return them? 48 00:02:21,844 --> 00:02:25,167 It is forbidden. Power, strength, time. One person will have. 49 00:02:25,247 --> 00:02:27,790 There will be trouble. Zheige hui yingxiang tao zhengge shite. 50 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:29,153 What will happen? 51 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,160 Russian scribe. 52 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,447 That's what I would have said right away. 53 00:02:36,774 --> 00:02:39,541 [whistle] 54 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,992 Well, everything seems to have come off. 55 00:02:42,072 --> 00:02:43,212 [shot] 56 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,022 [breathes heavily] 57 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:50,680 Hey hey! How are you? 58 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,258 It's you, don't die. 59 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,992 You haven't paid me yet. 60 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:55,440 Come on, stones. 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,440 But what kind of stones are against a pistol? 62 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,840 Stones, quickly! 63 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:03,920 Here. Here you go. 64 00:03:04,921 --> 00:03:06,166 [magic sound] 65 00:03:06,246 --> 00:03:07,885 - Wow. - Run. 66 00:03:07,965 --> 00:03:09,400 Take these stones and run... 67 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:12,041 [magic sound] 68 00:03:14,767 --> 00:03:18,840 [magic sound] 69 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,123 What have you done? 70 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:24,027 [shot, screams] 71 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,454 Quickly collect the stones and give them to me. 72 00:03:28,447 --> 00:03:29,447 Fine. 73 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:44,399 - Live up! - Yeah. All. Fine. 74 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:46,197 Here, here. Here you go. 75 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,859 [magic sound] 76 00:03:54,939 --> 00:03:58,733 [Varvara screams] 77 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:08,520 [screams] “Vive, Napoleon! Salyu Emperor! 78 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:14,692 [epic music] 79 00:04:21,952 --> 00:04:24,400 Long live the revolution! 80 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,299 Long live the revolution! 81 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:29,223 Revolution! 82 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,033 Freedom for the people! 83 00:04:31,113 --> 00:04:32,960 Freedom for the people! 84 00:04:37,282 --> 00:04:39,115 [fireworks roar] 85 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:48,418 [car horn] 86 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:49,941 [horns, squealing brakes] 87 00:04:50,742 --> 00:04:54,200 Where are you going? Don't you know the rules? Almost ran over a pedestrian! 88 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Alive? 89 00:05:06,136 --> 00:05:07,479 Sorry about the incident. 90 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:10,600 The people on the roads became tense. 91 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,280 And before... 92 00:05:14,862 --> 00:05:16,719 taxi drivers were best friends. 93 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:18,014 This was luxury. 94 00:05:18,843 --> 00:05:21,410 People in taxis were preparing for the holiday. 95 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:23,680 We were going on a date or to a wedding. 96 00:05:24,281 --> 00:05:25,520 And now it’s absolutely beautiful. 97 00:05:26,571 --> 00:05:29,040 I entered my home address into my phone number, sat down and drove off. 98 00:05:29,824 --> 00:05:30,824 And you don't need to catch it. 99 00:05:31,559 --> 00:05:33,059 - Did you say something? - And I... 100 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,857 We've already arrived. Almost. 101 00:05:38,888 --> 00:05:41,435 [cheerful melody in the background] 102 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:45,172 [phone beeps] 103 00:05:46,339 --> 00:05:48,520 Lesh, hi, it's me. Where are you? 104 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,720 Where else can I be, dad? Well, of course, at work. Discharge. 105 00:05:52,707 --> 00:05:53,774 [taser sound] 106 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,728 Well, haven't you forgotten about my birthday? 107 00:05:57,204 --> 00:06:00,425 Yes, I remember, I remember, of course Of course, I remember about your dere. 108 00:06:00,505 --> 00:06:02,840 I don't need a gift. Don't forget a snack. 109 00:06:03,285 --> 00:06:06,493 Yes, you offend. Well, we’ve already decided on the gift a long time ago. 110 00:06:06,573 --> 00:06:09,332 Of course a long time ago. That's it, I just can't. 111 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,240 I'm stuck at work, I'm with a patient. That's it, come on. Discharge. 112 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:14,070 [taser sound] 113 00:06:15,725 --> 00:06:16,759 Hot. 114 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,900 [cell phone ringing] 115 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:25,160 Hello, curly head. 116 00:06:26,371 --> 00:06:28,862 - Is something urgent? - Couldn’t you remind me about dad? 117 00:06:28,942 --> 00:06:32,334 - Remind me of what? - It's clear. He has a dere today. 118 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:33,736 Today? 119 00:06:33,816 --> 00:06:35,400 Damn, couldn’t you remind yourself? 120 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,200 What should I remind you of, huh? 121 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,910 Chief, there's a mistake on the slide. 122 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:42,202 Our algorithms have an accuracy of 60 percent. 123 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:43,720 And here it says 88. 124 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,167 Well, why is there an error? 125 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,173 I came up with this. 126 00:06:47,847 --> 00:06:49,722 Who are we presenting to? To the Chinese? 127 00:06:49,802 --> 00:06:51,973 For the Chinese, eight is a lucky number. 128 00:06:52,053 --> 00:06:53,960 From 88 onwards they will completely piss themselves. 129 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:56,160 Genius. Let's. 130 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,593 Sayonara, friends. How are you? 131 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:09,632 [classical music] 132 00:07:10,835 --> 00:07:12,289 [mobile vibration] 133 00:07:12,369 --> 00:07:13,369 Whose phone number? 134 00:07:16,952 --> 00:07:18,053 Whose phone number? 135 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,468 My. 136 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,880 Sorry. 137 00:07:23,532 --> 00:07:24,602 This is my phone. 138 00:07:27,587 --> 00:07:28,824 Barankina. 139 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:31,800 How many times have I asked leave your phone at home? 140 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,683 Listen, maybe you'll expel me already, huh? 141 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:36,570 Yeah. I was daydreaming. 142 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:39,514 - I'll answer then. - Please. 143 00:07:40,773 --> 00:07:44,098 - Yes, hello. - Little one, we have a problem. U bati dere 144 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,720 Well, yes, I know, on the 23rd. And what? 145 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,240 What about today? 146 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 Fak. 147 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:56,160 So, listen here. He's on shift until four. 148 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,480 You need to figure everything out quickly. Luda will bake a cake. 149 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,160 Little one, clean up your home. Goshan, try not to spoil anything. 150 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,520 What are we going to give? Maybe we can just chip in? 151 00:08:06,893 --> 00:08:09,200 What? Communication lost... 152 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,840 Yes, yes. I can't either. Bye. 153 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,636 Thank you, Barankina. 154 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,220 Fifth digit, second volt. 155 00:08:19,893 --> 00:08:22,403 [classical music] 156 00:08:22,483 --> 00:08:23,689 Oh my God... 157 00:08:27,878 --> 00:08:28,878 Where am I? 158 00:08:35,075 --> 00:08:37,168 [breathes heavily] 159 00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:38,783 [Varvara screams] 160 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:40,263 Where are you going, sheep? 161 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:43,120 Well, like in Russia. 162 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,720 Visit our Inquisition Museum. 163 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,800 No, no, no! 164 00:08:50,884 --> 00:08:51,884 Thank you. 165 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,367 Father, dear father, save me! 166 00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:58,491 I fell into the damned hole, 167 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,235 and I imagine demons, and everything seems to be the same, but not the same! 168 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:02,680 Help for Christ's sake! 169 00:09:03,996 --> 00:09:06,195 Call this number, they will help you. 170 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:07,275 Thank you! 171 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:19,120 E-wha-ko-da! 172 00:09:19,672 --> 00:09:21,560 The guy said - learn to read! 173 00:09:22,952 --> 00:09:26,564 ♪ Today is the day the best day! ♪ 174 00:09:26,644 --> 00:09:31,719 ♪ All the best for children, and I’m just that babe. ♪ 175 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:34,755 ♪ That same day, the best day. ♪ 176 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:39,668 ♪ All the best for children, and I’m just that babe. ♪ 177 00:09:39,748 --> 00:09:43,466 ♪ The sun strokes my cheek, it's time to open your eyes. ♪ 178 00:09:43,546 --> 00:09:47,593 ♪ Yesterday everything was bad and several yesterday in a row. ♪ 179 00:09:47,673 --> 00:09:50,848 ♪ But it seems like today is the day to smile. ♪ 180 00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:55,045 ♪ Today is the day. Good morning today. ♪ 181 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:59,719 ♪ I'll do something important or not important. ♪ 182 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,000 ♪ And I’ll just rest, rest. ♪ 183 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,269 ♪ It will be a better day, ♪ 184 00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:08,457 ♪ Even if I stay lie in bed. ♪ 185 00:10:08,537 --> 00:10:10,922 ♪ Let's have a silent party! ♪ 186 00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:13,614 Senior Lieutenant Sergeev. Are you even out of your mind? 187 00:10:14,508 --> 00:10:17,415 Maybe you're still on the territory of the Kremlin will you light a fire? 188 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:22,320 The tramps have gone completely crazy. Bonfires are burning on Red Square! 189 00:10:23,426 --> 00:10:24,426 Call the outfit! 190 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:26,653 Outfit? 191 00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:28,874 It's not time for the holidays, guys! 192 00:10:28,954 --> 00:10:30,280 Are you being completely stupid? 193 00:10:31,212 --> 00:10:33,012 Yes, now we will close it for 15 days. 194 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920 Come on, call! 195 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:42,267 Stop! I told someone to stop! 196 00:10:43,888 --> 00:10:47,737 What was this just now? new option in Economy? 197 00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:49,476 [chuckle] 198 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:54,161 - What are you writing? - Yes, so, the idea for a stand-up came. 199 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,840 A stand-up taxi driver is something new. 200 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:58,865 Doesn't look like it? 201 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:01,990 No, why? 202 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:06,241 Is there somewhere I can look at you? 203 00:11:06,321 --> 00:11:08,881 Can. At Money Mike on Tulskaya. 204 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,860 Well, it’s like a stand-up house. 205 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,640 I'll stop by. 206 00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:17,920 Damn, now I have to go there too. 207 00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:21,240 Listen, I need more often Order "Comfort Plus". 208 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,440 Listen, Today it’s such a big plus. 209 00:11:25,572 --> 00:11:28,280 In terms of... No, I'm not in terms of you fat... 210 00:11:28,806 --> 00:11:29,806 In short... 211 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:33,328 Are you still recording this? No need. No way. 212 00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:36,065 My name is Gosha. 213 00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:37,848 Ksyusha. 214 00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:39,559 Very nice. 215 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:42,960 All posts! All posts! 216 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,581 Damn, our horse was stolen! 217 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,888 [cheerful music] 218 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:51,555 Well, damn it! 219 00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:54,202 [tires screeching, siren] 220 00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:03,400 Girl on a brown horse! Pull to the curb! 221 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,677 I repeat, pull to the side of the road! 222 00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:07,268 To what the hell side of the road? 223 00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:08,299 Well, how? 224 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,432 Pr-r-r. 225 00:12:28,513 --> 00:12:29,546 [doorbell rings] 226 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,556 - Hello! - Hello! 227 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,250 - Well, where is dad? - More in the kitchen. Did you bring it? 228 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:39,800 Thank you! 229 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,400 - Hi all! - Great! 230 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,240 - Hello. - Great. 231 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,760 Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay! What the hell is this? 232 00:12:48,203 --> 00:12:49,760 - This is mine... - Kohl! 233 00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:52,673 I won't fuck you anymore, "Lego" to give. 234 00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:54,040 - You're late. - Dad, I'm sorry. 235 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,720 The woman really felt bad there, and happy birthday. 236 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,785 Okay, that's it. Let's take a sample. 237 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,040 No, I passed. I don't want to go blind. 238 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,040 - I will. - You won’t, it’s too early for you. 239 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,216 Okay, here it is. 240 00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:05,320 Lenka-knee. 241 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,773 So, Kolya, you have now your butt will stick together, do you understand? 242 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,059 Kohl, return the candy! 243 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:10,916 So, calm down - and come to the table, children! 244 00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:13,960 - Lyudochka, I’m not your child. - Come on, walk for a long time, for a long time! 245 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,040 - So. - Harvest from the 23rd year. 246 00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:18,667 Oh, gorgeous, cherry. 247 00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,123 What? 248 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:25,560 And I probably won’t either I wanted to do some more taxing in the evening. 249 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:27,645 What you? 250 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:29,125 So, well, who will speak? 251 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:31,800 - Oh, yes, daddy. - Well? 252 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,480 Here, this is for you, happy birthday. We love you very, very much. 253 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,560 - Dad! - Thank you. 254 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,880 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 255 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,824 Yes. This is from the little one and me. 256 00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:43,472 - What is this, money, or what? - Yes. 257 00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:52,228 And we ordered you a neck massager. 258 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:53,320 - Wow! - Yeah. 259 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,520 He just hasn't gotten there yet. 260 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,761 OK. 261 00:13:55,841 --> 00:13:58,680 Thank you for not forgetting. They came to congratulate the old man. 262 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,682 Oh, that's enough for you, Vasily Mikhailovich. 263 00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:03,843 Well, I'm not eternal. I've been driving all my life. 264 00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:06,580 Dad, did you use this phrase You tell us every year. 265 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,680 Oh yes. 266 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:11,660 While you're all here, I wanted to discuss 267 00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:16,635 who will inherit our family nest. 268 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,995 Oh my god. Dad, that's enough, okay. 269 00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:24,882 [Russian folk tune plays] 270 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,330 [intercom] Give me the apartment number. 271 00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:45,419 Proshka, is that you? 272 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:47,076 Come on, open the door, don’t be stupid! 273 00:14:48,157 --> 00:14:49,480 Give me the apartment number. 274 00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:51,560 If I catch you, I'll flog you. 275 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:56,601 Gosha, you are a smart person, you make good money 276 00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:59,524 but you don’t want to live here? 277 00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:01,720 - Here? - Yes. 278 00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:05,600 No, well, if this shack is demolished and a normal apartment will be built, 279 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,680 then it is possible. 280 00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:09,557 Well, you can buy yourself an apartment. 281 00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:12,520 No problem. I'm just thinking In two years I’ll save up and... 282 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600 Two? 283 00:15:14,259 --> 00:15:15,114 [chuckle] 284 00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:17,372 Don't get hemorrhoids. The work is sedentary. 285 00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:21,175 Lyosha, you are our eldest. 286 00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:23,640 Dad, it's good. 287 00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:26,372 Head of the family. 288 00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:27,960 Your wife is smart and beautiful. 289 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:30,750 Kolka is growing up. 290 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,880 All like my grandfather. Kolya. 291 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:35,531 Well, you have an apartment. 292 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:38,798 Well, how's the apartment? So, 30 meters in total. 293 00:15:38,878 --> 00:15:42,605 - Another 30 years to pay for it. - But you definitely won’t get divorced for 30 years. 294 00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:44,617 [chuckle] 295 00:15:45,326 --> 00:15:48,160 Okay, I thought for a long time if, I hope no one will be offended 296 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,160 but I decided to leave this apartment... 297 00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:54,264 Lenke. 298 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,740 [Luda laughs nervously] 299 00:16:08,203 --> 00:16:09,330 Forget it. 300 00:16:09,989 --> 00:16:12,386 Dad just doesn't want to so that the little one moves away from him. 301 00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:14,225 Well, good, well, you know 302 00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:16,272 when are you so angry I'm starting to get excited. 303 00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:19,725 Lyosha, I don’t want to spend my whole life live in our box. 304 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,797 A couple more years, Kolka will grow up, his heels will dig into our faces. 305 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:27,204 Well, dad doesn't want to sell this apartment. 306 00:16:27,284 --> 00:16:29,184 I don't want a lot of things either. For example... 307 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:33,447 have sex on a washing machine. 308 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:34,600 I'm not 17 years old. 309 00:16:35,948 --> 00:16:37,481 Well, you won't be given any more. 310 00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:40,720 Napoleon is a bomb. 311 00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,090 Napoleon? Bomb? 312 00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:54,977 [roar] 313 00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:57,960 Do I cut it equally? Or let the little one eat everything? 314 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,145 [Lenka] Lyudochka, your cakes are pure joy. 315 00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:03,640 I'm actually so glad that you are unemployed. 316 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,480 And you have so much left free time to bake and bake. 317 00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,433 That's right, actually, cakes. 318 00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:14,960 People, where are you going in such a hurry? 319 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,360 You are slowing down something. 320 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,109 Happy birthday, Vasily Mikhailovich. 321 00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:23,480 Why don’t we clink glasses anymore? 322 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,067 Well, it’s just that Luda’s dad died today. 323 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,228 Len, okay, that's enough. 324 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,301 Shame on you? Mom should have heard you. 325 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,603 Dad, I don't understand Did I start it? 326 00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:35,920 Well, I really like this apartment, more precisely a nest, it didn’t rest. 327 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,760 - Well, put it on. Put it on! - All. 328 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,515 Flax! Flax! 329 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,517 Listen, what about you? You should be ashamed. 330 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,163 - Dad, what do I have to do with this? - What a shack this is! 331 00:17:48,243 --> 00:17:51,720 There are several generations here you could say they gave birth in this place. 332 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,205 This is, one might say, a maternity hospital. 333 00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:55,090 At this point, we can say at this place... 334 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,050 - [loud noise] - Hey, hello! 335 00:17:57,854 --> 00:17:59,490 [shouting] 336 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,120 I took my hands off her! 337 00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:05,720 [struggle, fuss] 338 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,040 - Dad! - This is a joke. 339 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,885 Dad, I told you we need bars put on the windows, 340 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,808 otherwise all sorts of homeless people are leaving the streets. 341 00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:13,960 Yes, this is my home, you idiots! 342 00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,440 Listen, maybe she's hungry? 343 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,985 Yeah, or obsolete. 344 00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:19,353 Why did you come here? 345 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,280 Yes, I was carrying a Chinese, and we were being chased. 346 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,747 And there are some people in black cloaks. 347 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:28,395 And their main one, he wanted to steal stones, and kill me. 348 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:32,880 And I grabbed these stones - and into the hole, and in the hole there it started spinning and spinning. 349 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,739 There's so much there everything is flashing, red, bright. 350 00:18:35,819 --> 00:18:37,920 There are people there with some kind of red flags. 351 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,840 Then bang, bang, bara-bang, and I’ve already arrived here. 352 00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:48,126 And it seems to be in Moscow, not in Moscow. 353 00:18:50,184 --> 00:18:51,184 Help me. 354 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,160 We will definitely help. 355 00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:57,600 Hmmm... 356 00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:03,240 I'm not lying, the stones stuck together and flew away, and a hole opened. 357 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,166 Well, if you want, see for yourself! 358 00:19:05,246 --> 00:19:08,038 They were, though, it was probably... Help! 359 00:19:08,118 --> 00:19:09,360 - That's it, come on. - Let's. 360 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,319 [Varvara screams] 361 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:12,880 Help! 362 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:19,160 Guys, we should chip in for alarms, for bars on windows. 363 00:19:19,835 --> 00:19:21,828 Dad, maybe we should buy you a helicopter? 364 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:23,080 That wouldn't hurt him. 365 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,245 Listen, maybe hand over your father to us too, huh? 366 00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:28,375 Do you remember he said he had an ulcer? and then they found nothing. 367 00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:31,200 I'm kidding. 368 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,175 Lyosh, what? 369 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,801 Dad, dad, look, I'm an invisible man. 370 00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:37,924 [everyone screaming] 371 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:46,508 [mysterious melody] 372 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,000 Maybe I'm these 373 00:19:53,174 --> 00:19:58,270 Did you add the wrong herbs to the tincture? 374 00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:00,240 Dad, you were the only one who drank it. 375 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,002 Yes, yes. 376 00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:05,880 Son, how are you? Aren't you in pain? 377 00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:07,608 It's okay, dad. 378 00:20:09,287 --> 00:20:10,842 Lyosh, are we going to stand like this? 379 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:13,872 Let's call somewhere, I don't know to the police, to television. 380 00:20:14,741 --> 00:20:16,578 So that they can take us to hell too? 381 00:20:16,658 --> 00:20:21,920 Listen, what if this is strange, who intruded on us, was she telling the truth? 382 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,749 So, Gosh, only you are delirious don't start, I beg you. 383 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:30,440 Well, wait, she said that she is from the past, and this is her apartment. 384 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,720 No, well, really What if she is our relative? 385 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,315 How long have we been here before this? did our relatives live? 386 00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:38,800 More than 200 years. 387 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:42,840 Just if we fool her sent without documents, 388 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,080 There’s no way she’ll get back out. 389 00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:49,040 No, you understand, she's just won't be able to get back. 390 00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:50,926 Gosh! 391 00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:54,160 My son has become transparent! What does this crazy woman have to do with it?! 392 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,804 Yes, despite the fact that if she's back will not return to the past, 393 00:20:56,884 --> 00:20:58,520 it turns out You and I will not be born either. 394 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,850 So, wait, Why exactly does Kolya disappear? 395 00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:05,934 Because he is the youngest of us. 396 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,280 It was just like in the movie. 397 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,320 - “Back to the Future,” remember? - Exactly. 398 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,650 When he played the guitar. 399 00:21:11,215 --> 00:21:13,760 We're taking turns now We will also disappear. 400 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,570 First me, then you, Gosh, then you and then... 401 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,320 - And then you, dad, right? - Yes. 402 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,165 No, are you serious? 403 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:23,916 We'll be standing here now and films are easy to discuss. 404 00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:27,160 So, wait, if she's ours relative, this can be checked. 405 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:31,480 Gosha, I have these on the mezzanine, these two photo albums. 406 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,727 Bring it quickly! 407 00:21:34,473 --> 00:21:36,200 - Kohl, are you eating candy? - No. 408 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,754 I see that it is in your mouth. 409 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,010 [Kolya] Cool! 410 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,762 [rustling pages] 411 00:21:50,804 --> 00:21:52,440 - Oh, mushrooms. - Dad! 412 00:21:59,268 --> 00:22:01,240 - Lyosha, give me glasses. - Here, dad. 413 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,049 - Magnifying glass. - Goshan. 414 00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:10,129 Crap. 415 00:22:11,618 --> 00:22:12,618 Dad. 416 00:22:20,393 --> 00:22:22,040 - Your division! - What? 417 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,720 Look what's on her legs? 418 00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:27,346 Yes, damn it, on her feet my sneakers, on the way. 419 00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:28,915 What's going on? Hello! 420 00:22:28,995 --> 00:22:30,239 Oh-oh-oh-oh. 421 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:32,960 Okay, we need to get her out urgently. from the hospital 422 00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:35,440 and figure out how to send it back. 423 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,320 - Well, yes. - Well done. 424 00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,400 Calm down, don’t fuss at all, We'll decide everything now. 425 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,280 We are a sanitary fraternity. I know absolutely everything here. 426 00:22:46,846 --> 00:22:48,240 - Natusik, hello. - Hello. 427 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,000 Hello. What do you have here? 428 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,580 - Great, commander. - Great. 429 00:22:52,256 --> 00:22:57,117 This... They haven’t brought it here recently Do you have a time traveler? 430 00:22:57,197 --> 00:22:59,727 Yes, a fighting girl. Vitaly knocked out a tooth. 431 00:22:59,807 --> 00:23:03,367 Well, I gave her diazepam, let him travel further. 432 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,744 This is my sister. 433 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,253 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 434 00:23:13,076 --> 00:23:14,590 - God bless! - Kohl! 435 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:15,670 It worked. 436 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,033 - Does your head hurt? - No. 437 00:23:20,406 --> 00:23:21,828 How many candies did you eat? 438 00:23:21,908 --> 00:23:22,920 Not at all. 439 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,280 Are you sure she's not homeless? 440 00:23:30,605 --> 00:23:32,047 How can I get it back? 441 00:23:32,127 --> 00:23:33,700 I would like to bring her back to her senses. 442 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,200 The guys gave her a powerful injection there. 443 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:40,120 Look, I really don't have time. I'll run. 444 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,650 Call me When she comes to her senses, okay? 445 00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:45,280 Kolya, how old are you? can I repeat it once? 446 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,710 Well, don't throw your toys around. 447 00:23:47,851 --> 00:23:51,623 [everyone screaming] 448 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:55,375 What are you yelling at? 449 00:23:56,993 --> 00:23:58,254 Look in the mirror. 450 00:23:58,334 --> 00:23:59,334 Papa and papa. 451 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,869 [screams loudly] 452 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:09,661 [shouting in turns] 453 00:24:15,938 --> 00:24:17,288 What the hell is this? 454 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,640 You-you-you-you... 455 00:24:19,937 --> 00:24:20,937 You-you-you... 456 00:24:22,138 --> 00:24:27,904 [intriguing music] 457 00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:30,834 You... 458 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,720 - How did you do it? - I don't know. 459 00:24:36,419 --> 00:24:39,325 Stone! Stone! This girl was talking about stones! 460 00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:40,405 That's right, a stone. 461 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,561 Hey guys, how do I get back? 462 00:24:43,641 --> 00:24:44,641 I want to go back. 463 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,480 She actually dropped them. Maybe there's more there? 464 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,210 No, Kolya, you will stay with me. 465 00:24:58,588 --> 00:25:00,240 Well, I found it! 466 00:25:02,828 --> 00:25:04,720 Vasily Mikhalych, are you feeling bad? 467 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,400 Listen, I bent over for something... 468 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,280 Give me the pills, out there. 469 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,190 - These? - Yes. 470 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:12,797 [crack] 471 00:25:13,838 --> 00:25:15,720 Damn power, what the hell is this? 472 00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:24,167 I found it! 473 00:25:25,165 --> 00:25:26,492 [magic sound] 474 00:25:28,852 --> 00:25:30,992 [silence] 475 00:25:38,526 --> 00:25:42,826 [intriguing melody] 476 00:26:02,446 --> 00:26:04,040 Wotafak, how can we go back? 477 00:26:08,374 --> 00:26:09,959 - [magic sound] - [roar] 478 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:11,766 [Kolya] Superpower! Superpower! 479 00:26:12,341 --> 00:26:15,040 Just think, I stopped time! 480 00:26:17,028 --> 00:26:18,080 Grandfather, give me a stone! 481 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,583 - I won’t give it! - Lyosha! 482 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:21,665 Search quickly, otherwise now All the stones will be taken away! 483 00:26:21,745 --> 00:26:23,311 I won't give you any stones! 484 00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:24,400 Lyosha! 485 00:26:26,435 --> 00:26:29,440 I don't care, but I want to go back to my body, 486 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,080 My head really hurts! 487 00:26:31,607 --> 00:26:33,007 And I told you, I have a migraine! 488 00:26:33,737 --> 00:26:35,793 Just squeeze the stone and concentrate! 489 00:26:39,888 --> 00:26:40,761 [magic sound] 490 00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:47,320 God! Oh my God! My body! 491 00:26:50,668 --> 00:26:51,995 It's like I was born again! 492 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,920 Dad, your body is so uncomfortable! How are you walking? 493 00:26:57,444 --> 00:26:58,520 With all your might! 494 00:26:59,032 --> 00:27:02,865 [grunts, breathes heavily] 495 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,040 Yes! 496 00:27:07,505 --> 00:27:08,505 So. 497 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,584 At least teleportation! 498 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,822 [Lyosha feigns effort] 499 00:27:18,797 --> 00:27:20,640 No! Well no! 500 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,120 Then maybe superpower, like dad? 501 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,460 [knocking and groaning] 502 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,435 Well, what was I really hoping for? 503 00:27:32,515 --> 00:27:34,415 Everyone has superpowers, but we have them as always! 504 00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:41,960 Well, that's wrong, check it out! 505 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,160 Not a wall! Move over! 506 00:27:44,781 --> 00:27:45,973 Exactly! 507 00:27:46,053 --> 00:27:48,030 This is walking through walls! 508 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,278 [roar] 509 00:27:52,358 --> 00:27:53,400 So, stones on the table! 510 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:56,440 Suddenly they irradiate us! I already have three hairs! 511 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,240 Well, dad, what are you doing? 512 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,520 Just imagine what can we do with them? 513 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,960 Listen, you're from behind the apartment Almost got into trouble! 514 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,897 And because of these stones You're going to kill each other! 515 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,127 Well, what to do then? 516 00:28:07,649 --> 00:28:09,942 If we want to live, we need this grandmother 517 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,163 to hell with your grandmother send back to the past! 518 00:28:12,243 --> 00:28:14,980 And, most importantly, no one don't talk about it! 519 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,120 What about me? Even the stone doesn't work for us. 520 00:28:17,893 --> 00:28:18,829 Lesh! 521 00:28:18,909 --> 00:28:20,040 Dad is right. 522 00:28:20,739 --> 00:28:21,743 Stones on the table. 523 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,320 Let's. 524 00:28:25,111 --> 00:28:26,111 Put it in. 525 00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:28,740 - Crap. - Put it down. 526 00:28:32,324 --> 00:28:33,423 That's it, it's too late. 527 00:28:34,108 --> 00:28:35,292 Let's go our separate ways. 528 00:28:35,372 --> 00:28:37,672 And for our relative We'll take a look at the little one. 529 00:28:38,169 --> 00:28:39,375 - With whom? - With you. 530 00:28:40,846 --> 00:28:42,096 What, Goshan, can I give you a lift? 531 00:28:43,710 --> 00:28:46,282 I usually drive Comfort Plus. No offense. 532 00:28:49,044 --> 00:28:51,323 I thought your boyfriend was driving you around. Understood? 533 00:28:52,343 --> 00:28:53,343 Kolya! 534 00:28:59,465 --> 00:29:02,040 Hello. Dmitry Sergeevich, hello. 535 00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:04,815 Ah, sorry it's so late. 536 00:29:04,895 --> 00:29:07,770 I have one relative here from Magnitogorsk, yes. 537 00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:10,800 I brought strange stones. With hieroglyphs. I can't figure it out. 538 00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:14,147 Yeah. Now I’ll take a photo and send it. 539 00:29:18,848 --> 00:29:19,960 Here are the bugs. 540 00:29:21,076 --> 00:29:27,599 ♪ I follow traffic rules, don’t get into accidents, I shoot RPL on TV without leaving my permanent residence. ♪ 541 00:29:27,679 --> 00:29:31,002 ♪ I live pretty much like everyone else, from ZP to ZP. ♪ 542 00:29:31,082 --> 00:29:34,253 ♪ On weekends shopping center, etc., etc. ♪ 543 00:29:34,699 --> 00:29:36,632 ♪ Yes, I'm just like everyone else. ♪ 544 00:29:38,108 --> 00:29:41,434 ♪ Yes, I'm just like everyone else the same as everyone else, almost everyone. ♪ 545 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:45,281 ♪ Yes, I'm just like everyone else but sometimes I finally... ♪ 546 00:29:45,361 --> 00:29:46,881 Look, can you see me? 547 00:29:48,342 --> 00:29:50,902 Lyosh, are you completely wrong? What if Kolka sees? 548 00:29:51,888 --> 00:29:53,703 So, not invisibility. 549 00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:55,686 Bon appetit. 550 00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:58,106 [cheerful music continues] 551 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,256 Come on in. 552 00:30:00,812 --> 00:30:01,812 Your ticket. 553 00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:03,560 Listen, eh... 554 00:30:07,903 --> 00:30:09,240 Maybe levitation, huh? 555 00:30:14,494 --> 00:30:16,201 Along the way, no regeneration either. 556 00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:28,971 [ringing] 557 00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:32,933 Shall I borrow it? 558 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:42,000 Well, does it look similar? 559 00:30:43,768 --> 00:30:45,360 Yes, yes, please come in. 560 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,440 Thank you. 561 00:30:47,468 --> 00:30:49,992 [engine roar] 562 00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,360 Woo-hoo! 563 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,813 I love you, Moscow! 564 00:31:05,901 --> 00:31:07,560 Guys, hello everyone! 565 00:31:08,374 --> 00:31:09,595 I work in a taxi. 566 00:31:09,675 --> 00:31:10,971 [laughter, applause] 567 00:31:11,051 --> 00:31:12,520 Thank you very much. Thank you. 568 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,565 By the way, give a round of applause who drives Comfort Plus. 569 00:31:14,645 --> 00:31:16,037 [single applause] 570 00:31:16,117 --> 00:31:18,459 Whoa. I remember you, okay. 571 00:31:19,424 --> 00:31:21,280 So. So, something happened. 572 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,453 He gets into my car handsome man. 573 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,960 Well, here he is... He's really cool. 574 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,551 Tall, handsome, jokes well, healthy teeth. 575 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:34,280 I look at him, I just think: oh my god, it has finally come. 576 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,600 Thank you, lord. 577 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,278 Well, he looks at me and says: 578 00:31:38,358 --> 00:31:42,932 “Damn, today I have “Comfort Plus” has such a big plus.” 579 00:31:43,012 --> 00:31:44,234 [laughter] 580 00:31:44,314 --> 00:31:46,400 Yes. Yes, yes. 581 00:31:47,062 --> 00:31:50,297 But he promised anyway come to my stand-up today. 582 00:31:50,377 --> 00:31:53,320 I don't see him here. But I hope he came. 583 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,850 Gosha, if you came, thanks for the good material. 584 00:31:55,930 --> 00:31:57,459 [laughter] 585 00:31:57,539 --> 00:31:58,801 Thank you very much everyone. 586 00:31:58,881 --> 00:32:01,425 [applause, standing ovation] 587 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:03,398 [silence] 588 00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,153 Maybe I'm super smart? 589 00:32:07,538 --> 00:32:09,795 330 multiplied by 32. 590 00:32:13,901 --> 00:32:14,920 No, not it. 591 00:32:16,889 --> 00:32:18,336 Let's go to sleep, turn off the light. 592 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:23,704 Oh, telekinesis. 593 00:32:24,412 --> 00:32:31,120 [calm mysterious melody] 594 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:44,590 [magic sound] 595 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,790 [Lyuda’s thoughts] How did I marry him? 596 00:32:48,353 --> 00:32:50,351 I should have gone to Sochi with Khachaturian. 597 00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:53,400 I would live in a big house, I would eat churchkhela. 598 00:32:55,484 --> 00:32:56,534 What did you just say? 599 00:32:57,085 --> 00:32:58,726 No problem, turn off the light already! 600 00:33:06,122 --> 00:33:07,419 I didn't find anything. 601 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,600 And it's empty. 602 00:33:11,893 --> 00:33:12,833 Take him away! 603 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,270 The stones open a portal to another world. 604 00:33:30,445 --> 00:33:31,880 The girl coachman stole them. 605 00:33:32,453 --> 00:33:34,760 Tell me how can I get them back and I will do it. 606 00:33:36,418 --> 00:33:40,046 Don't make promises which you cannot contain, Velimir. 607 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:42,525 [thud with a knife] 608 00:33:47,813 --> 00:33:48,813 For what? 609 00:33:51,191 --> 00:33:52,360 For disobedience. 610 00:33:58,285 --> 00:34:01,251 [clatter of hooves] 611 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:14,109 [disturbing music] 612 00:34:19,269 --> 00:34:22,719 [magic sound] 613 00:34:31,233 --> 00:34:36,540 [tension in the music increases] 614 00:34:39,498 --> 00:34:41,272 [clap of thunder] 615 00:34:41,352 --> 00:34:42,697 [all sounds fade away] 616 00:34:45,590 --> 00:34:47,512 In short, this is our grandmother in some generation. 617 00:34:47,592 --> 00:34:49,500 You're a grandma yourself, okay?! 618 00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:52,460 We didn’t return her now, but as if in the future, you know? 619 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:54,622 How did you return it, I’m still here? 620 00:34:54,702 --> 00:34:56,703 Who beat you up like that? 621 00:34:56,783 --> 00:35:00,078 Look at your ruins! 622 00:35:00,158 --> 00:35:02,460 Stones against each other We don’t use it, okay? 623 00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:04,532 I didn't know that my stone is steeper than yours. 624 00:35:04,612 --> 00:35:07,721 This Lost Chinese Relic five sacred stones. 625 00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:08,797 How's five? 626 00:35:08,877 --> 00:35:11,078 If you know then tell me where the fifth stone is. 627 00:35:11,158 --> 00:35:12,123 Fifth?!